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Good people of Monster and...

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That is the biggest battle...

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don't Spartan or...

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Music

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Good people, most of that.

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That is the big monster which I'll play here.

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And here's your crew, Alex.

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Yes, we got there.

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The computer worked.

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Excellent.

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Let me just close that down.

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Let me show you that screen instead.

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Hello, good evening.

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My name is Stephen Goodwin.

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And this is the big, fostered,

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Chris of the year.

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We did it again last year.

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Who is here for last year's?

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And you came back.

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There is a saying in show business that you get to perform on every stage twice

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in your career.

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Once, when you're on the way up,

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and secondly, when your career is on the way down.

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So it is good to be back.

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This is actually my fifth time on this main stage.

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It doesn't get any smaller,

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and it doesn't get any better.

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On stage, we have four contestants who have all been brought with us to a bottle.

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So they have no contestants.

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Hopefully, we have four scores and one for the audience.

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Because last year, the audience won.

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So I figured they'd better have their own little section.

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The questions are in the style of jeopardy,

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but because we don't have the rights to jeopardy,

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we're not calling it that.

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Everything, we have five groups of questions.

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We have deeks bearing gifts.

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We have deep silver.

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Europe, endless.

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People are people and to interwebs.

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We'll go through one of the time,

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asking for a question category,

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and a number of points.

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So if the question is for example,

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there is a free and open source developers European meeting,

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the correct responses, what is false them?

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Every answer is actually a question.

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Or for example, what snake-like programming language

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was named after a comedy group from the 60s?

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The answer would be, what is Python?

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So what is should we see every question stroke answer?

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So in that in mind, we'll start at our left.

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You're going to be our contestant P1?

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Yeah, we didn't have time to put names in, I'm sorry.

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What is your name?

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Very good.

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Excellent, eh?

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Give me a question, category, and a number of points.

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It's very good.

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For 300, you're feeling confident, okay?

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Geeksbar and gifts for 300?

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Okay.

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The clue is, I can't read my own handwriting.

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This term describes proprietary software,

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disguised as open source.

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Such things as shared source.

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What could that word possibly be?

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This guy is...

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Close it, sorry.

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Close it.

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This is open source.

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So it's not actually open source, but it pretends to be.

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Source available?

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Source or open washing is acceptable for 300 points.

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And for some reason, we're not getting any points on screen.

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Oh, my computer's discharged.

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Let me refresh that.

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Geeksbar and gifts.

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Okay.

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If anyone's got a note pad, can you just make a note that is 300 points for player 1?

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Oh, there we go.

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I forgot my tip there.

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And for we have...

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Yes, someone...

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I'm serious now.

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Someone will have to actually make a note of these scores for me.

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Okay, we've got a score key for their excellent.

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Next round, a question category and a point...

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Geeksbar and gifts for 200.

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Okay.

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This forge started in 2011.

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That's me too.

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And as we see funding from August Capital,

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Wyconvenator and Cosla Ventures and represents itself as an alternative to GitHub and GitLab.

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What is the name of the source?

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This forge.

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So open source for positive.

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What is...

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No, I don't know.

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GitLab.

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Yeah, I've found a mine actually has a dog called Git.

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They basically go GitFetch.

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That was the joke, by the way.

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GitFetch.

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Nevermind, when they do fetch, it's GitBranch.

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Let's go along.

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Okay.

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Condition number three, hello.

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What category and what score value would you like?

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Webs for 300.

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Okay, let's find that one.

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That's over there.

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Okay.

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Okay, I forgot this one myself.

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There we go.

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This encryption protocol, usually shortened to a TLA,

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is commonly used to secure data transfer on the web.

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But also used in email,

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Viper, various other things.

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What is it?

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What is TLS?

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What is TLS?

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Transport layer security?

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This is...

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You'll have endless for 300.

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Okay.

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Oops.

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Okay, in 2006, I've picked over time up.

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In 2006, time magazine, a word the person of the year, to whom?

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Storman?

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No.

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No.

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It was you.

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In 2006, time magazine said that the person of the year is you.

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Every single one of us that used Tinterwebs,

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that was you, person of the year, for time 2006.

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Did you realize that?

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You were all in time magazine.

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Well, things don't be too happy about it.

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A couple of years ago, they actually put your musk on the cover.

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And they called him a clown,

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and an edge lord, and the CAD.

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And this is people they like.

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Next one up.

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We're back to the beginning again.

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We should probably have some more.

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We'll reveal answers all by the way.

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I do have a picture for that.

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If you were wondering,

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I don't know.

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We can't.

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I haven't shot the picture.

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There we go.

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That's the magazine cover for time.

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It was literally you.

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Excellent.

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That's high that.

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Okay.

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Consistent number one again, please.

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Let's have a category and an amount.

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People are people 400.

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Bill are people for 400.

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Okay.

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We have a visual clue on this one.

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This is tricky.

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I will grant you that.

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You recognize the picture?

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This is disaster girl.

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But in 2025,

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an NFT of disaster girl was sold for half a million dollars.

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It's okay.

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She only sold the NFT,

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which means she can sell the copyright again and again and again.

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The girl pictured.

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Is that famous meme?

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What's her real name?

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I do not know.

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What is I do not know?

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Her real name is Zoe Roth.

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Yes, you were not necessarily expected to get that.

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Some people do.

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And that's her now.

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Still smiling at the burning inferno behind her.

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Excellent.

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Number two, another question.

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Category and an amount.

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You have endless for 300.

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Okay.

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Let me move my screen across so I can see the question.

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Okay.

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This search term.

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This search term increased in usage by 2,000%.

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When the UK, all UK websites were required to verify the age of its users.

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What search term increased in usage when the government says,

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we're going to block you.

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What is VPN?

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Correct answer.

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Here.

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Three hundred.

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And if you're wondering, that's the graph.

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That shows you exactly how well legislation works.

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It is ludicrous.

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Okay.

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Number three, let's have a question category and amount, please.

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So we haven't had deep solver yet.

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Number two, another question for 200.

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Deep solver for 200.

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Now does anyone realize what deep solver is meant to be?

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What's the category?

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It's an anagram of developers.

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Kind of act is what we do.

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And also these are developer and word questions.

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So the deep solver for 200 is.

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To a programmer, this date might get confused with Halloween.

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I October 31st.

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What would it be?

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Let's start the countdown.

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October 31st.

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October 31st.

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October 31st.

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What is November 1st?

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What is December 25th?

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Because in October 31st is the same as decimal 25.

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It's Christmas day.

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Excellent.

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There we go.

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December 25th.

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Deep solver.

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Okay.

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Now you know what that category is about.

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You can either ignore it or try to embrace it.

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Yeah.

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What do you reckon?

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Let's take tech interwebs for 100.

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Tinterwebs for 100.

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Okay.

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Let me select that.

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There we go.

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Although it went down twice last year.

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This is the expected state of a cloud-flare server after changing database permissions.

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What is the expected state of a server?

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I'll give you a clue.

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It isn't down.

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The server should have been up.

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But they changed the database permissions and it just fell over.

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Not my fault.

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Yes.

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100 points there.

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Up.

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Yeah.

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I know what went cloud-flare that went down.

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So did chat GPT.

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And literally no value was lost.

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Yeah.

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Thank you.

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This is the cutting edge satire.

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I'm going to call them for all right.

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Also, by the way, as a developer here,

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do you want to do the development things?

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Pro tip for your screen grab.

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The cloud-flare is offline page and put that as your 404.

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Because if you get any problems on your website,

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you won't get blamed for it.

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Excellent.

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We're back to our contestant number one again.

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A category and an amount please.

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Keep server 300.

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300.

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This Oxford word of the year in 2025 means content

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that is intentionally created to trigger outrage

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and boost engagement.

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That is rage bait.

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It is rage bait.

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300 there.

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I should have pointed out when you had the question

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on decimal and not two numbers.

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I had a joke about that and I've got to do it.

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So I'm going to do it now.

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It wasn't joke about numbers and words and things like that.

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And my joke was and I was very proud of this.

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It's just like Excel.

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Just like in cells they get confused by the meaning of a date.

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I also quite like it because they've actually had to rename

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parts of the human genome because Excel can't handle

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septum.

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If you do septum, it says it's always septum for the first.

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And it breaks Excel and it broke the human genome.

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So they had to rename it.

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That's a good bit of quiz knowledge for you.

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Okay number two.

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A category.

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400.

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Over for 400.

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We know it's geeky stuff so we know it's going to be quite fun.

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Oh there we go.

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Okay, image before.

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Okay.

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Let's reveal the image then.

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Oh.

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Anyone who recognizes this will know that this is going to be

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a difficult question.

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That's why it's 400 points.

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Okay.

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Let's hide that image.

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What's the button?

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It's around there somewhere.

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There we go.

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This debugger shares its name with a mythical creature.

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This debugger shares its name with a mythical creature.

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What is Hydra?

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Hydra?

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This one is Grendel.

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Who's spotted Grendel?

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Was there someone in the audience that got that one?

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It is a difficult one.

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That's why it's 400 points.

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It comes from the power in Baywolf.

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And it's debugger for high power performance computing.

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So there's a reason it's from Baywolf.

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But we move on.

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I category and an amount.

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Who interwebs for the most possible 400?

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Ten to reach for 400.

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Okay.

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Let's find my.

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Okay.

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In 2025, this single region of AWS cloud was necessary to take down

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half the internet.

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Repeat the question.

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I'll try.

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I barely understand the question.

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It's behind you.

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There we go.

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That's, I mean, guessing.

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Guess that AWS region.

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I don't know.

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You're a specific one.

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What is US specific one?

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It is.

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US Eastman.

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There we go.

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The scariest Halloween costume ever.

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And 400 points over here.

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Excellent.

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No.

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Some.

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It's Amazon.

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So we're allowed to make fun of them, right?

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I mean, they made three hundred and eleven billion dollars last year after tax.

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Or if you want the number before tax, it's three hundred and eleven billion.

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Okay.

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category and a number please.

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Check interwebs 200.

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Check interwebs 200.

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Interwebs for 200.

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Okay.

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This HTTP question is not found.

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What is 404?

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What is 404?

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Exact amount, Mike Everton.

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200 points there.

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404 not found.

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I know.

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You think this is one of those bad dad jokes, right?

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But that's fine.

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But by the way, who knows whatever full one eight is?

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Okay.

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Give a hundred points to the audience.

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I'm a T-pot.

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It's a collector answer.

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It's okay.

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These jokes are meant to be old.

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I got them from a database.

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You're going to use that later.

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I know.

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You're groaning now.

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Excellent.

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More questions.

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What do we go?

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So five categories.

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Geeks bearing gifts for hundreds.

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Geeks bearing gifts for 400.

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Okay.

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This is when I will stop using productivity bugging.

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As my first, oh, this will only take a second to fix strategy.

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And your time starts now.

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Never.

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Never.

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Never going to happen.

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Is that less face it?

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Let me just cast.

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Okay, I can't get those ones going.

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Never mind.

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Okay.

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Some more points there.

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So next please.

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You're up endless for 200.

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And the question is please.

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You're up endless for 200.

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You're up endless for 200.

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Okay.

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I didn't know this one.

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I did have to look this up.

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I'm afraid.

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So this European city.

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Totally host the Chaos Communication Congress.

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What?

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What is Hamburg?

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I don't know the answer myself.

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It's Hamburg.

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200 points to the genius in vote too.

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Next up.

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Let's do that one for 400.

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For 400.

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And click.

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So regardless of country.

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What do you have to do with your modified code under the GPL?

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Realizing it under compatible terms?

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You do in state.

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What is realizing it under compatible terms?

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Yes.

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I said you have to give it.

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So I haven't got space.

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So it's yes.

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You do have to give that away.

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Excellent work there.

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And to the end of the row again.

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People are people 200.

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Is that 200?

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200 people are people.

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Okay.

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Oh, which it's stormen?

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If anyone is not aware of this, that's which it's stormen.

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There were young people who were going yes.

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And there were older people in the room going, no, it's not.

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And I can tell from the laugh which one of you is old.

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This is Richard Storman.

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He gave us the, we go with my question sheet.

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People are people.

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Where's he gone?

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Okay.

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So we're here.

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Yes.

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Richard Storman.

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He did give us the first gospel of open source by giving us the GPL.

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But his name is shortened to RMS.

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What does the M stand for?

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Michael.

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Have the tension music.

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Are you feeling the tension?

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No.

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Matthew.

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Matthew.

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It is Matthew.

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The first gospel is a clue that you didn't need.

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It is Matthew.

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Which is Matthew too.

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That's a lot.

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We're back to the beginning again.

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We're getting through these.

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The interwebs 404.

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Which one is that?

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Is someone making their own jokes up?

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Bering gift 100.

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Geeks perving gifts for 100.

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Okay.

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Formally known as back track Linux.

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This distribution is properly known for penetration testing and security audits.

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What is?

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Carly?

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Carly Linux?

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Yes.

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100 points.

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We're doing well here.

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Okay.

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What have we got left?

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We've got a couple of hundreds there on the Deep Silver Europe endless people and people.

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And that's pretty much it.

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So the easy questions left?

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Silver for 100.

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Deep Silver for 100.

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So when asked to deploy at 5 to 6 on a Friday evening,

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what phrase am I generally going to say to my boss?

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Gunner?

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What of Gunner?

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Yep.

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Because that's never going to happen, pal.

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Yeah.

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You might laugh.

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I had a boss once who insisted on deployments on Friday.

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Because he said, if anything goes wrong, it's okay.

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Because you can stay in at the weekend to fix it.

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I'm only only once had a boss like that.

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Oh, is that there's a man who's going, yes.

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But I work for them.

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I can't say anything.

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They'll fire me.

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Okay.

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We've got a couple of left.

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A penultimate questions.

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Which would you like?

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A paper.

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Let's do Europe endless for 100.

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Here we have endless for 100.

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This Scandinavian country saw the creation of my SQL.

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And from Denmark.

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There's not so many Scandinavian countries.

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We've been probably working out by process of elimination.

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It's going to be Sweden or Norway.

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So I'll just guess and say, what is Sweden?

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It is Sweden.

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100 points.

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There we go, Sweden.

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Unfortunately, we do have a code of conduct at the conference.

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Which means I can't do any of the Swedish jokes that my Norwegian friends have told me to say.

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But it's okay.

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Sweden is actually doing quite well.

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They knew Prime Minister has just been voted in.

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He will have assembled his cabinet by next week.

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It's an IKEA joke.

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Thank you.

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Right.

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We don't have much left.

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I think it's just people are people.

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Right.

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For 100.

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And the question is, this finished student announced a just for one operating system in 1991.

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Linus Durwald.

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It would be Linus Durwald.

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Yes, it is.

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Excellent.

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There.

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What are everyone?

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Now, it does seem that we've come pretty much to the end of our quiz.

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This is where you go all by the way.

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Okay, never mind.

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But there is one more question that is lurking.

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Looking at the grid you can see on screen.

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There is another clue there.

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There is one extra little puzzle for you to solve.

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Can you work out the puzzle?

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What?

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I just know that.

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I've waited 26 years to write no this audience.

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Never go to give you up.

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You have no idea.

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I mean, we won't work hard to do these things for you.

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But coming up with that took longer than the last 26 years of this conference.

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Never go to give you up.

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Excellent.

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So, thank you all for turning up.

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Thank our wonderful contestants here for being absolutely brilliant.

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Scoremaster.

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And the final scores are.

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Player number three with 1,000 points.

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Am I reading this correctly?

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Where are you?

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That's you.

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You're the genius.

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Yes.

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Take your bow.

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And next we'll start by force for all the rounds.

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That's pretty much everything we have now.

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Thank you all for attending.

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Contestants for coming up.

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Being open source.

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This stuff is all wrong.

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Get hard.

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But no one cares about that.

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It's all about the fun on the last.

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Been 26 years.

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Been a long time.

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I'll see you in 26 years time, right?

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Thank you all.

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Good night.

